8/08/04 - WELL WELL WELL... ...It's been quite some time since our last update. I'll just give you fine feathered phillistines the short version: 1. Couldn't stay connected to sever long enough to update the site. 2. Sent letter to Comcast (my ISP [or for the non interwebly inclined, Interweb Service Provider]); They say they'll get right on it. 3. I wait. Nothing happens 4. I wait some more. Nothing happens. 5. I go on vacation to Florida. On arriving home, I find the problem has apparently been fixed... months after I first e-mailed Comcast.        So yes, there you have it. We should finally be back in business. I plan on redoing the Cast page before getting back to making the comics; as it's been bothering me for a long while now. In the mean time, There's a brand new Desktop in the Extras section with the picture of Michale that's going in the up and coming new Cast page. 4/23/04 - New Comic Tomorrow Ok, so since the last comic I've been busy working on the site alot (like it?). I still have to redo the Cast page; hopefully every character will have their own seperate Bio page. But that won't be for a while. In other news, I've added 2 NON-WARREN desktops to the Extras section; Xan Krieger and Abaddon from Unreal Tournament 2004. As you can tell from the rest of this little news bit, my brain's running on fumes. So I end this now with "NEW COMIC TOMORROW". 4/06/04 - NEW COMIC! Ok ok, so everything took long than I expected (and I'm still working on the website crap). But finally there's a new comic! That's all. Enjoy. 04/05/04 - Enough Said NEW COMIC TOMORROW 3/02/04 - FINALLY!    Sweet jumpin' Jesus, it's been a while, eh? Let me give you the short version of why there hasn't been an update in months: Before Christmas I was using a shitty HP computer. For Christmas my mom got me a new Dell... which turned out to be even WORSE than my 4 year old HP! I couldn't run Paintshop  Pro or my site builder program, thus I couldn't do anything to this site. Hell, I couldn't even play Solitaire without the damned thing slowing down. (Never buy from Dell!) I decided to just make a computer and give me mom the Dell, so I went out and bought most of the components myself, and ordered a motherboard off Ebay. The motherboard took 3 weeks to ship and when I got it the damned thing was broken. So, I had to send it back and wait for  the Ebay seller to send me a new one. Even more weeks later, the new (working) motherboard arrived... unfortunately, only after putting it all together do I realize that it refuses to work with the Radeon 9600XT video card I had purchased. I had an expert look into it, fiddle around with bios and whatnot; but to no avail.  Who the fuck sells a brand new motherboard that won't work with top-notch video cards (without even telling the buyer)? That's like selling someone a new car, and afterwards letting them figure out that it won't start for people with 20/20 vision! So I was forced to buy ANOTHER new motherboard, which took about a week to ship. It works dandy and now I'm back on top of things.    So, for about 3 months or so, I've been stuck on a Dell that couldn't handle solitaire. I couldn't use the old HP either, because it was in pieces by the time I go the first motherboard (the first time), and some parts of it were burned out. Quite the predicament, no?    Anyhow, the new computer's up and working, and you can expect a new Warren comic in about a week. I know you want it now, but I have some things to do first. (downloading fonts again, fixing up parts of the site, making some new backgrounds for the comic, things like that)    My apologies for the lack of updates in the last months. I wish I could have at least posted something here to tell you fine feathered fiends what was going on, but that was pretty much impossible. Let me end this with a promise: Once I finish everything  that needs to be done, the Warren will be better than it ever was! PLUS, expect a new Warren shirt, featuring the Colonel, that I was almost finished with before the whole computer fiasco! 12/21/03 - Bam! Kick it up a notch! Yeah! FINALLY, everything's all hunky-dory and we have a new comic! And a new character to go with it! This newbie's name is Temmy, and I'll have something for him on the cast page (Which I;m completely reworking) as soon as I can. But to  put it simply, Temmy's a waste of flesh. A useless sack of shit who's only goal in life is getting Moss, prefferably at someone else's expense. I'm sure you'll all learn to loath him. Also, I got my Michale's LOL Shirt of Doom a few days ago. Honestly, this is high-quality crap! I was expecting something like CafePress' shitty iron-on shirts (orHot Topic's shitty sticker-shirts), and was pleasantly suprised. The 'dolphin-grey'  skin  looks sort of light-blueish, but that's no big deal. So take two minutes to set up an account with Zazzle.com (This is needed to purchase form Zazzle. But don't worry, it's quick, painless, and you don't HAVE to set up a sellers account), and buy a damned shirt! 12/18/03 - Almost!  Been a while, ey maggots? Well, I should be getting a replacement piece for my scanner today; so the new comic should be up tomorrow. First I want to fix some things on the site, though. So it may actually be a day later. Either way, the comic will be up soon and the site will look more sexy. And click the Merch button and buy a damned shirt! (New ones coming soon) 12/1/03 - NEW WARREN MERCH!! Well first off, the new comic will be up within the next 2 days! I meant to have it up earlier, but something went wrong with my scanner, and HP technical support's run by the Special Olympics chess team. That aside, check out the Merch page. After who knows how long, there's a new Warren shirt (in a shit load of different shirt-types!), featuring good ol' Michale. 11/18/03 - ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME! Woo! Yeah! Check it out! The site's finally been updated! After about a month of nothingness, I've FINALLY fixed the problems I've been having with my site builder. So no, I haven't just been lazy. I'll have the newest comic up within the next couple days. Now, let's see what updates I have for you maggots today... First off, anyone remember that Michale model that was being made for Unreal Tournament 2003? Well as far as I can tell, the guy that was making it (poorly, I might add) just crapped out and stopped. So, if anyone out there has any experience with modeling for UT2003, drop me a line mo' fucka. Secondly, I figure it's about time I tell you folks about the super-secret Warren project I'm working on! Yay! Now, hold on to your balls/ovaries, kiddos... Warren: The video game! That's right, retards! A sprite-filled side-scrolling fuck-fest of awesomeness! Picture, if you will, a Super Nintendo era game with better graphics, where you can run around killing stuff as: 1) Andy - With an Aliens Space Marine-ish assault rifle. Complete with grenade launching alt. fire! 2) Michale - Sporting dual semi-automatic pistols, each equipped with blades (ala Reinhardt from Blade 2). 3) Leech - Hack, slash, and maim your way through hordes of stupid goons wielding his unholy spear! Not enough? How about a spear who's blade shoots out and retracts like some sort of horridly evil dog-penis! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis! Now, I'm only in the first stages of creating what will be a masterpiece of stupidity; creating the sprites and whatnot. I'll posts sprites as I finish them (most likely in my Deviant Art gallery). Thirdly,I should have some new Warren merchandise VERY soon! So get ready to let me rape and pillage your wallets! Lastly, I got some new fan art that's just... ugh. As far as I can tell, it's supposed to be Leech... as some sort of dragon-furry (be sure to check out the link under the preview image). And people wonder why I abhor my fanboys... I'm going to let you in on a little secret, kiddos. You like the Warren, yes? Good! However, if you are a whiney Gothy pissant/a FURRY/a run of the mill Anime-fag, chances are Mister Trioxin hates you, would go out of his way to publicly humiliate you, and would rather be raped Megatron's arm-cannon than receive your fan art. But don't let that stop you from enjoying the suicide of awesomeness that is the Warren. 10/18/03 - WARREN ON THE COVER OF 'COMICS MONTHLY' Go check out Comic Monthly, the monthly online magazine all about webcomics (As far as I can tell, this month it's only links to webcomics. But maybe I missed something), because this month the Warren's a Featured Comic!