Well hello there, kiddos. As you may or may not know, I like to doodle ugly, stupid things. Now, if you just said to yourself "HEY! I need someone to draw me something stupid and ugly!", then I think you may just be the dumbest person alive. But that aside, I need money. So, if you've got a hankerin' for some cankerin' and need some artwork done for you, I'm you're guy.
Below are some examples of my better works for you to feast your maggot-covered eyes on.

 This little beauty is a collage I made for my Principles of Design class, using screencaps from the greatest comedy of all time, the Big Lebowski.
This is a t-shirt design I did last year for hell's house band, Death Becomes You. Check them out, maggot!
Here's a possible cd cover (or cd insert art) for Death Becomes You's upcoming album, "MAKE IT BLEED"